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Randomness tonic

I am ugly best thing and also I am ugla best thing. I segregate and randomise together while you cant. She comes one me, and thinks I do.

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Experimento

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Mystery

My previous post is a trick.

You can read it only if you select the text.

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I can see only 4 now...

 That way twitter is good.

Thats why one of it went like 'Quitter, twitter, VA, LR, long hair'

Others are

'ek tha jungle india ka, usme ek aisa tha monkey, sabhi pedhon pe woh kudta tha, uske jaisa koi nahi tha' *Copyright Frooti

Numbers are there to quantify things but if you start quantifying numbers you'll lose an estimate of big and small, JLM.

 Alfredo : Cyrus :: Apu : Apurv

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Ab Buzzzzzzzzzz!

All you Divyas and Anjalis and Sweetys who complain of men rubbing *beep* against you in a crowded place should never board a Hyderabadi city bus or a Buzzzzzzzzz.........

 Why?

 Because,

• It is first of all a buzz not a bus from the sound that it makes.

• At any point of time on board there are more number of people on the three stepped footboard than all the people collectively seated and those comfortably standing well inside the walls of bus.

• The 3 divisions of any living body, head, thorax and limbs function very independently of each other here swaying to the buzz of the bus.

• Even if its a cramped up two seater with a torn cushion and already managing to accommodate two homo sapiens(one being you) one more of the same species beside you will make a Cryface and ask you to contract your huge arse and make half a bum space for him/her. Worst is when he uses the word 'plij' also and then says 'thanku' when you oblige.

• The two important processes of travelling by this buzz, are boarding and alighting. And in both the processes, if people are not erect (Foot in mouth) and alert the system will break down. And only if you as well as rest are so, that you can successfully complete both the processes. Then you shouldnt complain of people not pushing you in when you wanted two board and not pushing you out when you wanted to alight. But the part they use to push you has to be left to their own discretion without much cribbing to me or anybody else.

• Even though women are supposed are given full occupancy and freedom of the frontal part of the buzz, the fellow estrogen producing bodies are equally susceptible to human tendencies of rubbing, itching and pushing, which sometimes is for their own selves while at times it can be you too. I dont mind it being me but I hope you do.

• If you think even bus conductors do it, I cant agree fully, atleast not with our buzz conductors here. Without caring about their sexual tendencies they have to make their way through thighs and arses and tummies and bags and swaying hands etc.

 I tell you, the best part is when you are seated in so called buzz seats and someone requests you to hold his bag/belonging. This description of first hand experienced instance will tell you better.

 I for change one day had gotten a vacant seat on which I had managed to lay my tired arse. It was hardly a few minutes later that a well dressed man with a moustached and with a laptop in its carry case came and stood beside me. And I guess it was hardly few a seconds later that, he pushed Laptop on to my lap. I looked at him he had a tired but yet so bright smile on his face which for once suggested me hes actually gifting the laptop to me and that smile for to show that he is expecting a 'thank you' back. Neither of it happened, I clung onto the laptop till some 3 bus stops then came his, he snatched it away, again gave the same smile which looked wicked this time and went away.

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I do it

I am heart from head to toe.

God is definitely not a homo sapien

Coca-Cola was green when it was made for first time.

I wont tell people about this for a while more.

I am genuine and frank while most are not, I dont know why they are not though.

I want to draw something today, let see.

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Randomness at its zenith

I seem to be slowing down, need some randomness tonic.

Let the blood become blue, let the axel cut the lock, let me stay numb.

I left 3 sore, knocked down 4 and swept 5 off the floor.

Shes opening, but do I want it.

Bhav-khav can be anybody, but I'm me.

I'm the king who doesnt have a harem, I'm ashamed.

I say bye bye, you fuck off.

Its not arts and humanities

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