I admit, its not original but I was so much ROTFLOL that I had to post it

I admit, its not original but I was so much ROTFLOL that I had to post it

Somebody thinks all those famous foreign language songs are either inspired versions of or derived from our own folk songs in indian languages.

Go through this and you might as well agree.

Salif Keita in his best tribal dance mix of the decade (Madan):
O laka lama le, O laka lama le,
O laka lama le dja, O laka lama le
Ori taal ma'jeye.. Ori taal ma'jeye...
Is actually:
Aye Raama, baro lei! Eshtanth heLli ninge?
Ee drama geema butbuttu sariyaag odho lei
Gorikaalu maadey. Gorikaalu maadey
(Raama, how many times must I remind you to give up the theatrical arena and start studying for your internal board exams which are coming up in a few months time, conducted at the Begur municipal school under the supervision of strict officials? I would like clusterbeans for dinner.)
said by an irate Ramkrishnappa to artistic son Shivprakash with an aside to wife Jankamma on his dietary preferences for the day.

If that was funny, take this

A mesmerized Tarkan threatening to spring at his lady love and kiss-kiss her (Simarik)
Seni gidi findik kira..n,
Yilani deliginden cikara...n
Kaderim puskullu bela..m,
Yakalarsam... *muah muah!*
Is actually:
Seenvasa beedhiyal bidda..a..a..a.,
Biddid takshana yedda..a..a..a
Yedmel matte bidda..a...a..a,
Paapa yenaaytho. *Tsk tsk.*
(Mr Srinivas fell and got up repeatedly from the road. Wonder what the trouble is.) A passing remark from Mr Munraju of Kyatsandra expressing sympathy about his friend's series of unfortunate circumstances.

No problems if you dont understand kannada

Los del rio on the joys of the Macarena:
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena, Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena (A-Hai!!)
Is actually:
Kal bhi main tumse yahi kah rahi thi Reena
Aare meri baat ko tum thoda seriously toh lena
Apni kameez ko tumhe khud hi hai seena
Hema kare na. (hai hai!)
(Take my advice Reena and stitch your own clothes. Hema tailor is unwilling to undertake small jobs any more) Fashion advice from Hijra Gulbadan to colleague Reena.

What say?